Heinzman

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.

Do the Heinzman on that ho!

by carahh September 23, 2010

tim henman

Unusual phenomena whereby loosing actually increases a sportmans following. Normally followed by an avid following every year at Wimbledon by an army of rich tennis lovvies. In recognition of his ability to loose to just about any player able to hold a racket he has been given the nickname tiger. A very apt description if Tigers are gutless, boring and serial tennis champ loosers.
Fortunatley, for Britain, he is still playing Tennis in the hope one day he will win a tournament. Currently he is hoping to enter the womens tennis tour since he he has all the prerequisites for being female

I think we might loose thet football , its looking like another Henman day

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

heitmania

To be obsessed with penis

I woke up this morning and had the biggest case of heitmania. I was like " Cock, ? Cock?... Cock on my face now! Did someone say jizz

by Dragon Slayer November 10, 2005

heiman

Refering to someone who posses at least one of the following characteristics:

1.Massive testicles
2.Many hot female friends
3.GQ looks
4.Has a wetpiece like Peja Stojakovic
5.Gets alone with black people well

Man, Craig is a fucking heiman!

by Poochy323232 March 13, 2009

hinmanny

Hinmanny: (noun): a really swell guy that is loved by everyone.

noun^2: a dentist convention

" i really like hinmanny"
"well who doesn't like him"

by tushti December 18, 2013

heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.

Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.

by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".

As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.

by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008