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heem

Joseph really heemed that egg at that house.
by KipWellsFan April 20, 2004
mugGet the heemmug.

Got Heem

"Got Heem" is the brain child of iconic San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson. It is by his definition a "Battle Cry." Wilson goes on to explain "Got Him" lacks the proper emphasis to properly depict what has just happened, but "Got Heem" provides the proper emphasis necessary to describe anything.

Basically its when you're talking "a little fun trash" says the bearded one. You can add as many "e's" as necessary or change the case of the letter as well to describe the emphasis required.
"Papa is feeling pretty Delicious right now", you step in the batters box, go 3-4 with 8 RBI's "GoT HeeM."

3 balls, 1 strike, pitch right down the middle, swing and a miss "GoooT HeeeM."

Or when you're just talking trash, "Nice shoes Bro... actually they're terrible, GOT HEEM!"
by Squatchie October 18, 2011
mugGet the Got Heemmug.

Heem

Heem is your dick or penis
“Ay cam come neck my heem real quick dawg”

“Aye collins boyy the way you was sucking on my heem last night make me wanna leave my girl g”

“Ay cus i got my heem stuck in the door go grab the vaseline
by YoungNannerGang May 29, 2019
mugGet the Heemmug.

smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.
DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.
by DMV Slang September 10, 2016
mugGet the smack heemmug.

HEEm / H33m

1.) Can be used as a person, place, or thing! (HEEM)

2.) Replaces a verb to be used to describe a sexual action! (H33m)
"Bro, Did you HEEm / H33m ?"

"She sucked HEEm / H33m up!"

"Look at HEEm /H33M tho!"

"B.I.B throwing a party, you going to HEEm / H33m ?"
by B.I.B April 22, 2009
mugGet the HEEm / H33mmug.

heem

- One who possesses the credentials of HeemJ
- A title given to a man who meets the requirements of MJ, as well as those of the HeemJ list.

Rules of HeemJ:

Must like eyeliner or other facial enhancements, such as piercings and subtle make up, or club kid fashions.
Appreciate the form of adult males.
Exceptionally artistic (Musically, Artistically, Theatrically, and Dance)
Sense of fashion- Clothes that fit and coordinate.
Non-homophobia. Enough said
Openmindedness or willing to explore life.
Being GAY is automatic HeemJ. Assuming you aren't a turd.
Having a "dominate" aura, and exploiting it unpolitely. ;-)

Removal of HeemJ is based on the followig situations:

Homophobia. Straight up. Don't be ignorant.
Cockiness or arrogance.
Popped Collars (Can you say EW!)
Refusal to wear eyeliner
Overly straight
Zac-ing. You look like shit, really.
Football players. Yeah. running into each other is totally sexy! *blink*
Being rude or snooty to us. (Dreama and Ashley)
Making fun of HeemJ honorees.
Insensitivity
Ridicule of true art, and boredness of art.
Being Emo...or attempting to be Emo. -- Aboslutely NOT!
Darren Hayes is a Heem.
We can't wait to see heem. (instead of, "We can;t wait to see him)
Our Heem is Late!
He wants Heem! (instead of, "He wants Him")
by HeemJ! July 28, 2008
mugGet the heemmug.

dub heem

Exactly the same thing as a dub, but with added emphasis. Pronounced with emphasis on the final syllable. Usually used as a substitute for dubeen.
"Hey man, let me get that dub heem!"
by guyatrandom April 26, 2010
mugGet the dub heemmug.

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