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headloin

When a person has a the following attributes to their body:

-Massive Penis Head, almost looking like it came off an elephant's body
-Penis Head so big where a stocking cap could only rest on the tip
-Penis hole is cock-eyed (off center)
Dave smashed his headloin while bringing in the shopping carts at work.
by Airic12 September 25, 2007
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Headson

Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson
You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit
by Fuck headson April 4, 2017
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Heafrow

a play on the Cockney English Accent way of saying Heathrow (as in London Heathrow Airport).
Welcome to Heafrow Airport.
by zkpilot November 20, 2010
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headnodic

adj: a beat or rhythm that is hypnotic to the point of making your head nod. Believed to be pioneered, but not created by, Pandora radio as an attribute of music, specifically in hip-hop, hip-hop instrumentals and trip-hop genres.
This beat is so headnodic that I was nodding the whole time without even realizing it.
by Mark Rodenhauser January 13, 2009
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Headonya

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"
Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.
by Dofb July 27, 2010
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ET in a Headlock

A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.
Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"
by DFaFH May 11, 2006
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Hadron Super Collider

Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse
This space would contain an example of the hadron super collider had it not blown up the world
by GraaainsTheVegetarianZombie October 20, 2008
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