I was havin' dem babies

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.

e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 26, 2011

Havin' It Large

Mostly used when expressing yourself in reference to alcohol.
Means you're enjoying yourself/ having a good time

Where's Clare? Ahh shes having it large with a lad.

Wht did u get up to on sat?
I had it large

Mateeee im Havin' It Large tonight!

by Lizzieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 1, 2007

let's be having you

A phrased that one uses to call out or pump up a large group of people. Made infamous by Delia Smith

"This is a message for possibly the best supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you! Come on!"

- Delia Smith to Norwich City supporters

by International Bad Boy August 26, 2005

Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

Having a Ninge

To behave like a Ninja for a period of time. To act in a very sneaky manner for the purpose of overcoming ones goals.

"Has anyone seen Dave?"
"Nah, pretty sure he's off having a ninge."

by Tedsvilles June 18, 2014

Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

by anagram November 28, 2004

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010