have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

by Womnx February 2, 2021

Have a Drewey

Australian Slang. To Star Gaze, Andrew Gaze, have a Drewey.

"Boys, finish that can and let's go down to the banks of the Murray and have a Drewey!"

by Twigga_AU February 28, 2015

Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Retroworks May 8, 2022

Can I have a Joe?

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.

Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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by oofthetic March 9, 2018

i have the high ground

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.

Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"

by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016