Harvard

An old prestigious university located in Cambridge, MA.

Harvard: because not everyone can go to MIT.

by C March 16, 2005

Harvard

University for the brilliant and beautiful. Old school sexy. See Weezer, Natalie Portman, and the shiznit.

I could teach you but I have to charge
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard

by Mira Sorvino March 26, 2006

Harvard

A school for the nerdiest of nerds.

The valedictorian of my class went to Harvard.

by Mathura August 20, 2004

Harvard

Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.

Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend.
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.

A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".

by Cass October 30, 2006

Harvard

Home of the famous cheer against Yale during which Harvard was losing:

Harvard students: "That's all right, that's okay, you'll just work for us someday!"

by anon... April 29, 2005

Harvard

a town in central massachusetts also known as "Apple Country". Bromfield, also home to the Massachusetts division 3 boys soccer champions, is located in this town and has some of the best teachers ever. Harvard is a rural town which has some very rich snobby people who deserve a kick in the face.

-Do you live in Harvard and go to Bromfield?
-Yep, i'm a Trojan, we DON'T break under pressure

by Will Sch April 04, 2006

Harvard

To receive a blowjob

I got some Harvard from some random chick last night!

by Harvardinventor July 20, 2015