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hannah montana

She can sing, she can act and its a great tv show. her singing doesn't make your ears bleed (whatever retard wrote that is an idiot). and she doesnt have a fake tennessee accent. the tv show is AWESOME!!!! so shut the fuck up who ever wants to say shit about it seriously get a life. you stupid people who have nothing better to do than write shit about celebritys are absolutly pathetic, you seriously must have no friends. you losers must sit infront of the computer 24/7 and think of shit to write about people, seriously im pretty sure they're a lot more successful than you. hannah montana is the best show and if you dont like the show fine, dont watch it. i love her singing and all her songs and her acting isn't shit its a lot better than what you retards could do. in conclusion the definition of HANNAH MONTANA is:
1. played by miley cyrus
2. a disney channel show
3. the best tv show ever
4. a great singer and performer
5. a great actor

:)
girl: hannah montana is the coolest, she the best singer
girls friend: i know, she my FAVOURITE
by amanda kissandhug May 18, 2008
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hannah montana

a pretty, down to earth fourteen year old girl who sets an awesome role model for tweens and children, unlike jamie lynn spears and vanessa hudgens, who are super slutty hoes. her show is pretty cool too. :
Girl: Mommy, my favorite show is Zoe101!

Mom: no honey, your favorite show should be Hannah Montana, since zoey is a WHORE!
by Alyssa Lawson March 31, 2008
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Hannah Montana

Slang for cocaine. Initially used in Atlanta. Made popular in the rap song called "Hannah Montana."
"Got bricks in the Audi, the Hannah Montana." - Migos
by Chiller889 July 27, 2013
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Hannah Montana

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
by John Curtis September 5, 2007
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Hannah Montana

Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.

The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!

Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
by Old School Disney March 27, 2007
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Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
by Jada Skye October 28, 2006
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Hannah Montana

A terrible show! Its a show about some hick country singer and his daughter who can neither sing nor act, and is only decent looking if she keeps her mouth closed. Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrusis a teen by day and pop star by night! The show does a great job at utilizing the laughing machine its sounds so realistic! For Disney this sounds like a gold mine right?.......not so much.
Goosey: Did you watch Hannah Montana Last night?
Ismail: No.
by dhMAMBA October 4, 2007
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