Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

Pulling a Hadez

Pulling a Hadez is the general act of being a complete dick for no reason other than self benefit

He's totally pulling a Hadez! He got Foxx demoted so he could take his rank!

by MemeGod69 November 21, 2016

Hanz & Franz

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.

Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.

by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004

Hanz

hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.

vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"

by hanz_loves_2_danz September 12, 2019

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks August 14, 2015

Hadez

1. When you realise that nothing can be done about something. So you just accept things the way they are.

2. When there was a an opportunity for a better outcome than the one you're in but you're still okay with it.

3. To Brush a comment or statement of as irrelevant or rudimentary.

1:
Guy 1:"I have a fucken hard test later. There is no way I'll be ready"
Guy 2: "Wanna hit a bong?"
Guy 1: "I should study but Hadez"

2:
Guy 1: "She didn't want to smash but at least I got a Blowie"
Guy 2: "Hadez Bru"
Guy 1: "True not the worst"

3:
Guy 1:"You're a cunt!"
Guy 2:"Hadez"

by Howaboutfuckyou October 22, 2018