Handyman

A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls?

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

handstand

This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.

I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.

by LeftOn4ya October 22, 2007

Handyman

Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.

I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.

by pdoghilton April 28, 2010

Handyman

What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.

"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."

by S man Welder October 23, 2022

Handytard

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.

Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.

by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009