Hamtastic

Something you say when something involving pigs is awesome

Well. Thats hamtastic!

by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016

Hamstai

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

by breadboner November 7, 2013

Hamzaing

Trying to speak english but failing hardly. Generally failing at using the prepositions of time at, in and on correctly.

Son : ey mom ive been at my room the whole day sitting in my chair infront of computer.
Mom : Son, please stop hamzaing all the time.

by jk12lsrp October 18, 2010

hamAIDS

another word for swine flu

Trevor forgot to pack condoms for his trip to Mexico, so he came back with hamAIDS.

by Shrmpnt May 4, 2009

hamtard

A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat or developmentally disabled.

God, that last customer was such a hamtard, they ordered five half-decaf soy lattes and didn't tip.

by vikkanda September 10, 2006

hamstairs

(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.

"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."

by DiceOfDeath August 25, 2009

hantai social

hantai social is where some one likes hentai a lot and will go to lengths to stay away from people

you descended into that basement for 2 weeks what are you hantai social

by mr dank pepe man September 17, 2018