hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 9, 2021

Hamcock

Gettin your bone on while on a Hammock. Potentially only used while down the shore in LBI, NJ.

Guy: Where'd that dude Sam go with my girl?
Guy 2: I think he's out givin your girl the HAMCOCK!!!

by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

by dominic norton December 3, 2005

hemlock

a leaf used for suicide

You eat it and it kills you

by shane bratcher February 17, 2004

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

hammock up

to don a banana hammock.

the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.

by diddle bomb October 31, 2008