Handle That Scandal

get your shit done. to go for it. do it.

"i wanna see whats crackin with that girl"
"go get her number homie. Handle that scandal yo"

by BAOH1 October 5, 2009

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Hadley

A beautiful and incredibly fun person to hang out with. He/she is incredible in every way. You will want to spend every moment of your life with her. He/she is just amazing.

I want to be with a Hadley forever.

by TwoSalt July 15, 2019

sticky handle

When someone ejaculates in the shower and wipes it on the shower knob. Most commonly seen in shared shower settings such as dormitories.

Everybody on the third floor has had to turn the shower on and off with their shower slides ever since a horrid new trend called the sticky handle started.

by Freshnikes27 February 25, 2018

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

man-handle

to handle roughly
to shove or push or drag around

did you see Jerry man-handle him last night when he threw him agains the wall?

by sheng-high December 7, 2006

oh shit handle

The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.

Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."

Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

Ian - "that was sick"

Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"

by Charlie Salev January 3, 2008