Hamburglar

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

by gank of america March 18, 2007

The Hamburglar

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

hamburgler

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.

the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.

by Pyro88 May 16, 2004

Hamburgler

When one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. This act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.

Jeff was not attracted to Sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in months.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

hamburglar

Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.

I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!

by BlownHard April 23, 2015