hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010

Hamstering

Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.

He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.

by danehippie January 3, 2009

Hamstertastic

That one really cool artist on deviantART. She's pretty awesome, kinda temperamental but rather awesome.

Hey, have you watched Hamstertastic on deviantART yet?

by Death the Kid November 30, 2009

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.

Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!

by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014

hamsternater

hamster is a ginger prick that annoys everyone

hamsternater will you shut the fuck up already

by hamsternater109 November 8, 2017

Hamsterface

A game where a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina while she attempts to contort her face to resemble a hamster’s face.

Matt banged the shit out of Liz and they played hamsterface while Nugget ate seeds and ran on her wheel.

by BruceBaller June 16, 2019