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radio-ham

Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.
Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"

Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
by fogyfos October 23, 2009
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A bag a deli ham

A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.
Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.

Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!

What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.
by Brovert December 14, 2012
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bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.
Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.
by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004
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Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.
Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020
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ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"
by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009
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Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.
by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010
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