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Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

captin halitosis 

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.
theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
captin halitosis by peedy dogg March 27, 2009
I was cocked last night, so I fell asleep after eating a large sundae. When I woke up, I said hi to my reflection and melted a hole in the mirror. I have halitosis.
halitosis by karnak July 11, 2003

Halitosis house 

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
Halitosis house by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018

Haleyosis 

A phenomenon where a person's facebook pictures overestimate the appearance of said person by using only decent photos leading to crushing disappointment when meeting said person in real life.

More prevalent amongst the female population
"Did you see Becky's friend Jasmine?"
"Oh yeah, I looked up her facebook, she's pretty hot!"
"Oh no dude, you should see her in real life, she's got a real case of haleyosis."
Haleyosis by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015

social halitosis 

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."