Hallmark movie

The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.

Your mom:i love hallmark movies!
Me:yeahhhhh no. Give me ur husbands number and get out.

by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

hallmark movies

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!

by fizzman457 January 1, 2016

Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Hallmark Pretty

A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.

That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.

by Poopfacezoe2020 November 20, 2020

Hallmark Whore

An obsessive observer of Hallmark Holidays;
One who is Whorish through Holiday Celebrations

She is such a Hallmark Whore, always slutting about come The Holiday Season

by Xtasys151 March 5, 2021

Hallmark channel

The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.

Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......

by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022

Watch Hallmark and chill

To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma

I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert

by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017