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Halfling

A short creature ranging from 3'6" and 4'6" that are most commonly thieves in the game of dnd. They also make good merchants, diplomats, and assassins. Viewed by most as weak and useless, yet they are quite powerful. And it honestly is not a full party without it.
My halfling has assassinated more men then you can count
by Jamendithas Longlegs November 15, 2013
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Alaskan halfpipe

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo
I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night
by pitbh September 5, 2009
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halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.
There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss
by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010
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halpiness

Halpiness is when you stupidly misspell a word and everyone laughs at you
I was crying tears of halpiness
by Cultured white kid October 31, 2018
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Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.
by khada October 22, 2020
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Halfinated

Only receiving the first dose of the Pfizer or Moderna COVID-19 vaccines, but not receiving the second. Receiving the second will make you fully vaccinated.
I only got the first dose, so I'm halfinated. Can't wait to hang out once I'm fully vaccinated!
by SherEast May 8, 2021
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halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
by Stias December 28, 2005
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