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hairline 

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have
I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.
hairline by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hairy twinkler 

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.
Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.
Hairy twinkler by Philclowns February 13, 2008

hairy potato 

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.
hairy potato by ballrub June 20, 2009
A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.
Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!
HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

hairy hoof 

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!
Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
hairy hoof by methilmings November 24, 2011

Hairlock 

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.
Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off
Hairlock by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011