Hairism 

It is more than just Hair, Hairism is the judgement on ones hair by colour.

you are being hairism.

Hairism by Envy_3man October 3, 2018

Hairism 

When you are racist about someone hair color. Unless you are your hair is that colour you are not allowed to be hairism

'Yo look at that ranga' says a brunnette
That is Hairism sauys the Ranga

Hairism by Thatrangayo February 10, 2019

hairstory 

It’s the story your hair tells the next day.

Based on hairstory, I had a good night.

hairstory by Nspace November 17, 2019

Hairest 

An extremely hairy chest. A word from combining the word hairy with chest. Usually used as a term of disgust.

Susan: "So...I heard you and Bob went to the beach on Sunday. Romantic I suppose?"
Ingrid: "Ha! Well it was until he took of his shirt. The man's got a hairest so bad you don't even want to look at him, let alone touch him!"

Hairest by Ingrid Hanson October 30, 2007

Haristocrat 

A very "buff" person. e.g someone who is very sexy to someone else.

he is haristocrat mateeeeeeee

Haristocrat by Katie Bateman (claimed :D) June 24, 2008

Hairsturbate 

The act of masturbating while holding a woman's hair in the same hand. Usually to fulfill some kind of hair fetish.

My woman wasn't in the mood last night, but she let me hairsturbate for a while. Oh yeah!

Hairsturbate by Joe Dunson October 16, 2010

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever 

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005