fad hags

People who follow every new trend, fashion, and other pop culture phenomenon, untill something new comes along.

These include the women who buy new designer clothes every "season" and get the latest haircuts, kids who want the very latest toy or gadget, and men who kiss butt on the golf course and show off their Plasma screens.

People who can't think for themselves, but follow along with what everyone else says is "New! and Hip!"

Rich people and Hollywood stars are Fad Hags; so are scene kids.

by Lomia November 27, 2006

fate hags

swap the first letters, this doesnt need a definition

Dude: Hey chad
Retard: Yeah?
Dude: Fate Hags
Retard: NONONO! IM OFFENDED

by rocksweedmethheroin August 24, 2023

Frag Hags

Frag Hags are a group of women obsessed with perfumes, and spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week posting about it on various internet fragrance forums such as makeupalley. They frequently brag about their obscenely huge collections, and swap decants that have been watered down with urine. Frag Hags pretend to be sophisticated Jane Austen-type heroines, however most are fat, middle aged, frumpy housewives with a PHD (Plain Highschool Diploma). They guard their perfume forums fiercely, and most newcomers are immediately pegged as trolls and kicked off the perfume boards with some 'troll spray'.

How can those Frag Hags spend 24/7 posting about Serge Lutens on mua?

The Frag Hags have clearly drunk too much perfume and their brains have become addled.

by Sillage July 28, 2006

whore hags

a combination of a teen baddies and vegas strippers. everyone’s jealous of their massive delicious ass.

“ Do you see Kristin and Kaden over there? Yeah... they’re whore hags.”

by juicyjuul July 17, 2020

gag hags

Groupie hoes that bang nothing but stand up comics. Gag hags have nothing better to do than to hang around looking to fuck comics.

Those girls are some hoes. They've fucked every comic from the Pineapple to the Big Apple. They are the definition of gag hags!

by funny bish January 12, 2010

Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.

If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.

by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023

pond hags

Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.

I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.

by Andrew Flint July 17, 2007