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Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Sex Guest

People who get invited to parties for sex.
Have you invited the sex guests?
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
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Geester

Whats up geester?
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gresta

A hipster style of dress, incorporating formal touches at times.
Wow, have you seen Mr. B today? He looks so gresta in his red plaid button down shirt, black sweater, dark jeans, and grey converse.
by mrbluvr April 2, 2013
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Guest_Tv

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Goodwill gesture

A claim made by a piece of shit who is forced to leave or capitulate after a sound and undeniable defeat of some manner.
Chad Thundercock just tried to beat up little Johnny and steal his lunch money, but after removing a pen from his eye, let little Johnny keep his lunch money as a goodwill gesture.
by <LeIgHthaL> September 1, 2022
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