mental gymnastics

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

wilton high school gymnastics

1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls

Dude, those WHS gymnasts are awesome.

by warrior April 20, 2005

guntastic

Derived from the word gunt, the term is pronounced gunt-tastic rather then gun-tastic. And it means fucking awesome!!

That party was a guntastic time!

by guntstar March 27, 2005

vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

Aerobic Gymnastics

An intense sport involving strength, flexibility, talent and co-ordination amongst other things.

Fans of the sport include, the Senior Boys Basketball Team, 1st 11 Rugby Team and various other males who stop to watch trainings.

Guy 1-"dayum did you see those aerobics chicks sitting in the splits in a circle?"

Guy 2-"yeah! i watched for over an hour til they shut the curtains. far they're hot!"

Sportless Girls-"fark those aerobics chicks are toned, lets join the Aerobic Gymnastics team"

by dalewhat? August 19, 2008

gaytastic

The word for those who are sick of hearing the word gay being used in a negative way.

These biscuits are gaytastic!!!

by Yan-cha October 7, 2009

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009