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guido punch

The dance move you see Guidos do in a club mainly in a large group of sweaty abnormaly huge men usually because movement is limited do to size. Invloves Punching your arm into the air simultaneous to the beat of a song, if really talented you might see a "punch, punch SWITCH punch punch etc.
Hey Tony Ima stand ova here and guido punch because im so huge if i try to dance ill take everyone out.
by buell October 2, 2006
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gundon

Used to describe Englands capital, London. Because the city has high gun crime, often used as a nickname in the news or by London youth.
'Reppin London City AKA Gundon City Get Me Fam!'
by Cman08dfghf March 15, 2008
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Guido's Elbow

Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.
Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...
by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010
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Guyd

Similar to a guide, but the alternate spelling makes it elite; An elite, or keen, person who presents information or leads.
That guyd led me to all the right places!
by BoomCannon October 20, 2008
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Guidoflage

Having skin that is so orange, any orange piece of clothing blends in with your skin.
Person at club: Yo, did you see that girl over there with the orange top?

Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.
by Gopher D'Gusto January 10, 2011
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GuidoLube

GuidoLube consists of ten parts extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) and one part flexall454 pain relieving cream. Created by TeamJimmy for the adventurous lover on a budget and looking to spice up their bedroom action. Can be used alone or with your partner
My girl is coming over tonight, said she wants to spice things up! So, I made up a fresh batch of GuidoLube for us tonight. Now That's a Spicey!
by TeamJimmy November 13, 2021
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guidolino

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.
Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.
by rofro May 2, 2009
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