Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.

Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016

Giustina

The best in the world. Makes every girl jealous of her natural looks and makes every guy go crazy for her. Will appreciate you and make you feel so special. The most kindhearted and understanding person around

“Hey look at Giustina go” “Yeah she saved my dog from a fire last week” “Cool”

by Matthew5742 December 2, 2020

Guest_Tv

Chill bypasser.

Hey guest_tv

by Guest_Tv April 18, 2022

Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.

K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.

by meli&nadz November 29, 2011

Guest Bong

A bong placed at a relative or friend's house, so you can get high and be able to deal with their boring conversations and/or annoying children.

"My guest bong at your house is the salt shaker."

by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011

Gustaf

A person with extraordinary high levels of both intelligence and looks, who completely dominates everything he or she attempts to do.

-Oh my God, I think I just saw a Gustaf.
-Don't give me that crap, there's only one of those in the entire world and I sincerely doubt he'll take a walk here out of all places.
-True that. True that.

by Leonard L May 1, 2006

Grusty

A state of being that occurs most typically in college students, or anyone with bad time management skills. The defining characteristic is a lack of time for shaving and/or bathing due to homework tasks to be completed during an all nighter, creating a grizzle on the face, and a proverbial crust.

Dude, I waited til last night to do that 15 page research essay. I was up all night and I'm hella Grusty right now.

by Joeman16 November 9, 2009