Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.
Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”
by Bread slice 0908 November 26, 2023
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Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.
L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019
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Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting
"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"
by chimobear June 25, 2024
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Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage
Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"
by Boppo45 July 23, 2024
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gurk

short for "agurk" in Molde slang of Norway. Agurk means cucumber. Used in a sexualized way.
"du skal få gurk i ræva"
by Pietro235 January 19, 2021
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Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.
Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie
by Bi queen May 15, 2023
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Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.
Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.
by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022
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