Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.

L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.

by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019

Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 19, 2021

Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurk

Gurk görk (noun)
Describes a person (usually female) of romantic or strong platonic interest who dresses and/or accessorises well, plus points if they're the shine of your day. Often accompanied by 'yaaas' or 'slaaay'

Suh-LAAAYYY, GURK

by Soonblur October 9, 2018