guatemalan conover

The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.

When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.

by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009

Guatemalan Glaucoma Check

When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.

Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?

Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night

Kyle: Was it that spicy?

by supermeathead December 7, 2011

Güntermobile

Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).

Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.

My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!

by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019

The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.

Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

by HerrGünter April 21, 2013

Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

Guatemalaness

A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.

First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.

"You're afraid of my Guatemalaness, my natural heat"

by Johnny_James October 31, 2007