Gympotence

When and injury or fatigue prevents you from performing a regular workout at the gym.

"I can't go to the Gym tonight 'cause a pulled muscle has given me serious Gympotence!"

by illestrader July 3, 2015

Gumpty

The perfect description for a very cute cat.

Wow that cat is gumpty AF! (A good thing) I want to pat it.

by spaceangel August 10, 2021

GUMPTION

a word that tommyinit sad he was saying for a week and didn't know the meaning for

this is such a GUMPTION movie

by tommyinit GUMPTION MAN November 29, 2021

Gumptious

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.

"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"

by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Gumpta

A world for smelly stinky Indian people who don’t take showers.

Omg, beep beep is such a gumpta, take a shower.

by I hate gumpta April 30, 2019

Gangling Gumption

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

by nicholas October 15, 2003