by Brodybrah January 7, 2010
Get the Gumper mug.1. Just a total jerk.
2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.
When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".
2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.
When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".
1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.
2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.
2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.
by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009
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When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower
“Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!
by Gumped and herped up January 20, 2020
Get the Gumped mug.I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.
by Scott D. Smith February 16, 2006
Get the Gumped mug.Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.
Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.
Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.
by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014
Get the Gumper mug.1. Verb; Similar to a "Black-Out" state of mind; the victim will look haggard and despondent; usually whilst laying on a comfy couch/comfy area with drool appearing from the corners of the mouth.
2. Adjective; He looks "Gumped Out".
2. Adjective; He looks "Gumped Out".
1. After minutes of no text reply from my significant other, I came to the conclusion that he was "Gumpin' Out".
2. After wine, ice-cream, and peanut butter cookies, Chad sat on the couch and appeared to be "Gumped Out".
2. After wine, ice-cream, and peanut butter cookies, Chad sat on the couch and appeared to be "Gumped Out".
by LightRailCoyote February 15, 2014
Get the Gumpin' Out mug.The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.
The glumpenshcramble approaches.
by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022
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