Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Guest

1. A person not yet a resident of an institution/ household but instead a "lurker;" Someone who is a temporary arrival.

2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:

A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)

B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")

The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.

1. Man1: Damn those fuckers! They took my tea again without asking!

Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.

2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-

ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-

by BeerChuggin'German August 10, 2009

Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

guestion

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

by EZ15 April 6, 2009

Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

Guettache

The extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any David Guetta produced pop songs

"Oh man that latest Ludacris and David Guetta song gave me such a damn Guettache I had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours"

by SilentJay December 23, 2012

guestable

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.

ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."

by Ifulna April 24, 2014