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Arnold: I'm having some family problems
David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
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A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
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Person #1: "Wow! Guadalupe is so successful that I am extremely jealous!"
Person #2: "jeez, and i was sitting here thinking she was a chonga from the ghetto"
Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"
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Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"
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