Growing a metal

Getting a boner but some retards think it means getting a chain

Person 1:Dude I’m growing a metal
Person 2:You’re getting a chain
Person 1: No I have a boner

by Crazeesnake June 24, 2019

growing up

The feeling of childhood freedoms slipping away without any warning, the loss of unstructured time for relaxation, the necessity to work to survive. The impending journey across space and time to achieve one's dream, the feeling of hopelessness when that dream is not achieved, reflection upon one's carefree childhood, longing, regret and desire for a good retirement fund and a glass o' prune juice.

My Dad paid off the mortgage with my college fund, because since I'm "growing up", I should learn to pay for my own things.

by Grim Repairer October 16, 2008

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.

I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.

by Dragonspisces July 1, 2018

growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

by Melvin November 6, 2004

Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012