Skip to main content

natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010
mugGet the natural grounding mug.

groundie

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.
I posted a groundie of myself on facebook
by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014
mugGet the groundie mug.

Groundation

1. The word Andrew made up.
2. The state of being grounded.
2 1/2. The state of being restricted to your house.
3. Used to tell your friends how long you are grounded for.
4. Something you NEVER want to go through because it's completely horrible.
Sydney: "im grounded! ):"
Andrew: "oh no, groundation is horrible!"
Sydney: "i know! im so scared! D:"
by RuNSYdNEYRuN!@#$ May 24, 2010
mugGet the Groundation mug.

Grounditude

Experiencing a state of feeling deeply grounded and grateful at the same time. Grounded in Gratitude = Grounditude. (present, centered, connected to the self and/or the Earth and feeling thankful for all aspects of existence.)
Her grounditude made all the difference. She remained peaceful and in a state of grounditude as she sat on the park bench.
by Holistic Thinker May 4, 2020
mugGet the Grounditude mug.

Groundstomp

The act of absolutely beating the shit out of someone by means of stomping them into the ground.
Keep talking shit and I'll groundstomp your ass.
Yo, did you hear about the fight yesterday? I heard he got groundstomped.
by pseudosimon2275 December 16, 2021
mugGet the Groundstomp mug.

Groundination

I will as soon as I get off of groundination
by Southern-Bell July 15, 2011
mugGet the Groundination mug.

Groundnuts

A word used to describe a man's crushed testicles.

Also used as a more extreme replacement of "Balls" in shitty jokes.

Formed from "Ground"- which is the past tense conjugation for the verb Grind, and Nuts, the slang for testicles.
(Threatening) You're gonna get Groundnuts if you you touch my Spaghetti Sauce ever again.

(Sarcastic) My Groundnuts probably weigh more than those chocolates.
by BigNibba6969andUwU December 28, 2018
mugGet the Groundnuts mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email