Groundhog play

The phenomenon where you only ever catch a specific episode of a program on TV or only ever catch a movie on TV from a specific point.

"I was channel surfing last night and I found an old episode of Seinfeld it was the one with the kid in the bubble! Every time I find that show on TV it's THAT episode, it's a total groundhog play."

by The_Iron_Duke May 20, 2013

Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.

Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

Groundlord

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.

Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.

by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018

Gary Groundwork

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.

Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!

by TTttttrrgsrgrgrsgdvsegseg July 13, 2017

GROUNDPOUND

A non-resident hunter's art of killing North Dakota Game animals by shooting them before they are allowed to move from a relaxed position.

"He cheated and Groundpounded the Pheasant before it could fly!"

by GAME FAN ND November 14, 2011

Groundhog date

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.

Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.

by cherryblossom July 4, 2009

Gautimalan groundhog

When your getting dirty with a girl and you decide to have buttsex. You are about to stick your penis in when she begins to poop, you ignore this and shove your cock in anyways. Forcing the poop back into her asshole

Me and my sister were talking about our favorite sexual acts, I was shocked to discover hers was the gautimalan groundhog

by Derrick daniels April 13, 2009