Grotness

Defined as an ingrown Pube somewhere in the region between the Sack and the ass hole on sort men from missouri.

Man I have this GROTNESS and it stings when i sit.

by TomyTom October 27, 2011

Grot

noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.

British slang.

noun: Alternative to hench or "physically endowed to a threatening level"

The second definition is used extensively around manchester and lancashire and is the alternative to "bench"

"Don't mess with Saxon, he's a fucking grot"
"Saxon is grotty as fuck"

by RossendaleKen September 1, 2012

grots

gross

man sheila looked super grots tonight

by Guadelupe chilupe April 22, 2009

Grot

A little gross, a little bit hot. Someone who is arguably gross at times but can also be hot too. Bad boy. Greasy but sexy.

Collin farrel can be so hot but sometimes he's also kinda grot. Did you see that carnie? he was almost hot but he was so scuzzy that he's actually grot.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

grotted

To be grotty. A nice mixture of past tense yet it isn't quite a verb.

He was grotted.

by Skaves July 2, 2003

Grot

Male version of queef. To expel small pockets of air from the penis.

I was having a wank but my flow was interrupted suddenly when I made an amazingly painful grot.

by Ckey1980 October 4, 2008

grot bar

another word for soap bar ( load grade hash )

'' that litle rotter only smokes grot bar''
Denzil -''got any green man''
Daniel Taylor-''no way man,I only smoke grot bar these days,im a chad now meht''

by jogonjon aka bloffbags March 27, 2009