grits

The technical term used for the fecal matter left on your chest when a fat chick takes a dump on you.

Damn, yo! I gotta take a showah and get these grits of my chest.

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

grits

a tasty meal brought to you by the makers of cream of wheat... also from my cousin vinny

i ate grits out of your moms ass

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

grits

ciggreet

do you have any grits?

by pimpdady August 2, 2003

grits

slang word used to indicate male private parts.

"Kiss my grits"

by shlong in hong kong June 21, 2003

grits

The feeling of course-ness on your skin. For example, sand in your underwear, rubbing against your genitals.

After sex on the beach, I could feel the grits from the sand rubbing against me.

by Insider July 17, 2003

grits

honey, grits is grits

"excuse me ma'am, what exactly are "grits"?
"honey, grits is grits"

by c.bax September 21, 2005

grits

A paste-like food product made with coarsely milled corn flour. Usually eaten as a breakfast product. Most often eaten by poor folk from the southern United States.

Grits are an inferior imitation of porridge.

by AYB March 20, 2003