Grifan

A pair of people that are meant for each other, but refuse to acknowledge it. Everyone around them can usually tell, but not them.

Person 1: Look at them, they are totally meant for each other
Person 2: Yeah, but they're Grifan.
Person 1: Aww, that's sad.

by YifanandGrace March 13, 2017

squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

the grimace

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.

"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Viser Grip

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.

"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"

by Sugar33 May 17, 2008

juicy gripper

A signature move performed by a woman during sex in which she tightens her vaginal muscles, gripping her male partner tighter. This, along with the fluid inhancement and proper gliding technique is known as the Juicy Gripper.

Mike: You heard Chuck proposed Saturday.

Tim: Yep. She had put the Juicy gripper on him on Friday.

by Averie Jenkins August 5, 2018

Bowler's grip

A sexual act in which one person grabs a female with their fingers in both lower holes, simulating the holding of a bowling ball.

"Last night I was fingering her and totally did the bowler's grip...it was awesome!"

by Charles "Chuck" Nasty September 25, 2008

GET A GRIP

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your crap out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

SARAH SMITH: Have you done the homework?
AMEEN:Err.... no?
SARAH SMITH: GET A GRIP AMEEN!!!!!!!!

by father complications May 2, 2017