Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”
by Ne1hypinup May 28, 2023
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Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.
by Yet One More Guy January 27, 2008
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Grimbled

When Christmas wrapping paper becomes wet and then dries out. It doesn't become crumbled but Grimbled.
The husband went to extra lengths to prove to his wife that Grimbled is infact a word when using it in a conversation.
by Ljeboyo December 19, 2021
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Grimble

A guy that is only hot when you are drunk.
That guy gave me shots, and I texted him the next day. But after seeing him sober, I realized he was such a grimble!
by Drimble September 18, 2010
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Grimble

A very small, insignificant amount.

This word originates from 'Scar' from 'The Lion King (1994)', as he uses it several times in his song 'Be Prepared'.
"But maybe they've a grimble of potential" - Scar, The Lion King (1994)

"You won't get a GRIMBLE without me!" - Scar, The Lion King (1994)
by Grimble of Potential December 09, 2021
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Grimble

"Grimble: (verb) To engage in playful and mischievous activities, bringing unexpected joy or lighthearted chaos to a situation or environment."
by Thegrimbler December 12, 2023
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Grimble

My son is studying to be a Grimble, I'm so disappointed
by Whythough08 May 21, 2024
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