Granddaddy purps 

Granddaddy Purple Cannabis Strain- Alot of people think Granddaddy purps is the Top of the purple strain food chain...Well actually granddaddy purps is the mass produced version of purple urkel, By crossing purple urkel and Big bud you get Granddaddy purps an easy to grow, Great tasting and potent purple strain. Dont get confused by its Granddaddy name.....

Granddaddy Purps is the "mass produced" version of Purple Urkel. By crossing Big Bud with Urkel, growers have created a much more forgiving plant capable of high yields.

A distinctively grape smell and taste accompany the smooth and even buzz. Expect more energy than a typical indica. Great for going out hiking or otherwise enjoying mother nature.

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Granddaddy purps by HazeRage December 7, 2011

Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy. 

Ken's Grandaddy Purple, is a highly potent and extremely more rare strain of Grandaddy Purple, made
by taking the base genetics of Grandaddy Purple and recrossing them to recreate the strain from scratch. Contrary to what is written above it's genetics are Dutch passion Lavender #1 and Original Big Bud (which despite it's shwaggy reputation, is actually very potent when it is not overbread.) Both were grown from Amsterdam seed stock and crossed to recreate fresh genetics. The difference between the standard grandaddy and the much more stinky and resinous Ken's is that the Ken's is only a few generations from the original mother stock. Where as the clones floating around the club can be hundreds or even thousands of generations down the road. It is also called "OG GRANDADDY" because it is the strain in it's original glory. It is not a cross of OG KUSH AND GRANDADDY PURPLE as people will try to tell you. The strain was kept under wraps by a small inner circle of medicinal growers for many years, but has begun to surface as clones in several clubs in the Northern California, Bay Area

"Oh shit, is that the Ken's?"

"Man that OG grandaddy is off the hook"

"throw some of that OG GDP down on this here blunt"

"Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy."

Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy. by TickiTimebomb June 13, 2007

grandad 

An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.

Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."

Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."

Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"

Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"

grandad by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

grandaded 

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

grandaded by Charley351 November 25, 2007

Grandad Bod 

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

Grandad Bod by Carlson Douchebag 2021 May 20, 2020

Sexy grandad legs 

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

Sexy grandad legs by A horrible human June 2, 2018

Granddaddy Boy

Grown ass man that still acts like a little boy, and only thinks with his dick.

He's a granddaddy boy because he only text you late at night.

Granddaddy Boy by datbihoverthere July 10, 2017