gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast

Ouch you gran slapped me

by Orangatangmilk November 5, 2017

Gran Sudaruska

A weapon that is used by braindead people on a game called Deepwoken

1 : i use gran sudaruska
2 : oh wow u suck for using a brainless weapon

by ItsCadek April 8, 2023

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

my gran

a word used to make people laugh alot.
or can be an insult

Holly;Hiya what did u do last night
Cherry;My Gran
Holly;What u doing tonight
Cherry;My Gran
Holly; Stop saying my gran
Cherry;My Gran

by Chesney, Holy,OJ and Bimbo September 28, 2006

Gran-dayy

Gran•day
Gran-dayy is a celebrated day in which the Grim Reaper of all memes Grandayy submits a video/image relating to a popular meme which inevitably kills the meme.

Person 1: “Happy Gran-dayy!”
Person 2 : “Uh oh what meme was killed today?”

Person 1 : “Oh it was that Penis music meme.”

Person 2 : “What a shame, I liked that one.”

by OctoNova February 25, 2020

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

gran slam

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.

John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017