GPS

an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.

A way of mocking a friend.

Dude, I think you have GPS

by randomnamebecausetheyarealltak December 04, 2010

GP

A GP is a glass pipe used when smoking crystal meth. It is a straight tube with a bulb at the end with a hole on it.

Quit holding the damn lighter so close to the GP, your burnin up the bowl.

by IcE_SmOkeR December 14, 2009

gp

good point

me: amrita, you shouldn't talk when you're eating, you spray food all over.
amrita: yeah, gp

person 1: let's go to cheesecake factory at the mall.
person 2: why would we do that, there is a taco bell there?
person 1: gp, don't know what i was thinking

by geekarika December 04, 2010

GPS it

A term used when suggesting the use of a GPS enabled device to locate a destination.

Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles?

Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far...

Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks.

Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.

by benihana26 June 15, 2008

GPS

Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"

Wow, I love what you're wearing - you have great GPS!

by fourminuteswiser August 06, 2011

gp

Simply means "gameplan" It can be used in a variety of ways and may also be used to replace "what's up"

"What's the gp tonight?"

"gp?"

by DeezNuts2016forPresident September 08, 2016

GP

A very dry joke that buzz kills your entire day. A term used to embarrass someone who makes a terrible joke.

Person 1: Terrible Joke
*Silence, Awkwardness*
Person 2: "GP."

by Gurpreet C January 22, 2011