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Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!
A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.
gaytard by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006
a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.
"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."
gaytard by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.
"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"
gaytard by giannirebl June 27, 2008
The name to someone who you think maybe homosexual and is (in your opinion) "speshal"
Fairweather is a bloody "gaytard"
Gaytard by Nibling October 27, 2007
In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.

"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian
gotard by LeloucheLeLamperouge September 25, 2007
A person who’s gay and a retard
Ur such a gaytard!