A type of body commonly drawn by internet artists where the mass from the abdomen to the calf is proportioned above average, giving the character's body a shape similar to a Bottle Gourd. This is usually done either to exaggerate a character's appearance or more commonly to sexualize a character's appearance.
New post from @johnfemboy94, November 18 2022:
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"
by Prowlerswag January 3, 2024

by artymis August 7, 2021

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

by Horracewallace February 3, 2023

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.
Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019
