gouch

The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Goughlar

the single, Lana-minded entity that Al Gough and Miles Millar; The creators of Smallville.

What the hell was Goughlar thinking when they killed Johnathan kENT?

by thilen April 12, 2008

gopherment

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents

"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."

by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.

Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night

by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017