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Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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GoochiePoop

A ball of vaginal crust that collects between the vagina and the anus. Not to be confused with dingle berries or vaginal warts. Also known as the coolest thing since cream whip.
Dr. Simmons was douching Amy and her goochiepoop was way out of control.

After Deb through some D's on it she picked her clitoris clean of goochiepoop.

Susan:"Damn it Robert your being more annoying than goochiepoop right now!"

On initiation night The Pike House served the pledges goochiepoop slurpies.
by Cwoke Cwockers September 3, 2007
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gutchies

1)Article of clothing worn by them there yins guys big mamas in Pittsburgh (Pixburgh), PA, to cover, albeit not attractively, their posteriors. Usually come in a multi pack, also known as granny pants. Underwear for the uneducated. Commonly heard at Walmart. --Raven
2)Large underwear designed specifically for women in the Northeastern U.S., primarily rural areas (OH, WV, VA, PA) and urban hick, po-dunk centers (Pittsburgh). --Cyborg
Ida: "I can't wait to go down the Burgh n' watch da Stillers n' drink some of that there Iron City with yins."
Judy: "Yah, after I get wasted n that I'm gonna ask a Stiller to sign my gutchies, ain't that kewl??"
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Gotchit

You gotchit bro.

Or
I hella gotchit.
by Itsthisoneguys November 20, 2016
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Goochie hole

The entire area encompassing the asshole and balls, particularly when exposed
At this party we got video evidence of this man with his legs spread in the air getting his goochie hole sprayed with champagne.
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks July 17, 2023
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gotchem

When you gottem but also gotcha good. If you say gotchem you are instantly the superior being in any situation. Always say gotchem because if you don’t you will be a loser forever.
PRANKED I GOTCHEM SO GOOD YOU’RE A LOSER!!!
by wptvdisease September 27, 2018
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gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.
holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.
by shallotkingz July 4, 2011
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