Gorf

To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.

Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?

by Mystri2me January 5, 2013

Gorf

A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.

After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.

by BigDFatMan February 25, 2008

Gorf

A way of expressing deep affection love for a raccoon that you had a one night stand with. YOU yes you you know what I'm talking about you took advantage of that raccoon and you know it.

Man I feel so Gorf about you you filthy animal.

by Fartfard Connecticut March 22, 2019

Gorf

The sound someone makes when gagging on a penis; the sound of gagging.

Hey Piot, I made the broad I was with gorf all night!

by Mugsey Birchwood July 27, 2011

Gorf

The art of farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles.

I was trying to make a poor man's hot tub by gorfing.

by DJ Ballzdeep November 16, 2015

gorf

Queefing a golf ball out of your pussy.

I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.

by scubes4life October 13, 2007

gorf-up

To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;

- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...

gorfing up the runtime environment

by sysf March 4, 2005