Greasing the Duck

Getting the job done

We were here late at work greasing the duck

by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010

Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson

Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014

greasing the hams

The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.

Dude, remember Eliot and Justin's ex? I was greasing the hams last night

by big fizzle g December 21, 2008

Grassing

Fucking a girl in the ass and your pubic hairs get stuck and they look like grass.

I have some grassing hairs that i cant reach

by President Wangert March 30, 2010

Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009

greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009

grassing

when a male fucks another male named grass in the ass

what did you do last night?
oh I was grassing

by Atodd May 18, 2008