Gorkon

1. (n.) The planet from which the Gorkonese empire originated. It used to be ruled by king Asscrust, but he was overthrown by Moss, the leader of the Gorkon insurgency. He was then exiled to Earth.

2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.

"Hey what do you think about the Spankledrop's new military plans to take over the rest of planet Vormanaxia and restore Planet Gorkon to its former glory?"

"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"

by King Asscrust March 16, 2022

Gorukha

Fat fuck that trolls irc and drinks his own urine

peen

by jimmy September 6, 2003

goram

Futuristic curse, synonym for "goddamn." (Created by Joss Whedon for _Firefly_ TV series)

Bones: "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a goram doorstop."

by shimrah April 4, 2004

gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007

gora

Term used by Indians to refer to white people. Literally means "white". "Gori" is used to refer to a white woman. Not derogatory.

Bill Clinton is a gora.
Jennifer Aniston is a hot-ass gori.

by maxre August 11, 2003

goramit

Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.

Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?

by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005

Golak

(n) A nerd whose area of expertise concerns subjects that are traditionally masculine, such as football, action movies or war.

All he talked about all night was fantasy football. What a Golak.

by Justin A Bailey November 24, 2011