goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

gonsta

from the english words going to. in realtionship with finna

I'm gonsta finna go to the sto' and buys me a 40 ounce and a blunt dogg

by brandon miller September 29, 2004

Goontang

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"
person B : "Goontang!!"
person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

by NeeqWM May 29, 2005

Goontang

Goontang - Alcoholic mixed beverage
A highly sophisticated cocktail made by adding a small portion of Orange Tang to Cask Wine.

-Goontang
1 part Tang
2 part Goon
Served in 425ml beer glass
-Goontini
1 part Goon
2 part Gin
Small about of Tang for flavour
Served in Martini cocktail glass

Use Goontang to get some Poontang

by Skreech November 9, 2006

goonsauce

n. a creature exhibiting the tendencies of a goon, but with more radical and potamus intentions (sauce).

adj. describing a person, place, situation, or action worthy of a goon.

"Hey, Goonsauce, what's good?" - Player 1

"Yo Potamus, I'm going to dipset to my goonsauce club. Peace." - Player 2

"Holla" - Player 1

by Bovice3772 January 4, 2008