Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.

by Saraness May 2, 2009

Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Googled

The act of looking up something on Google.

"How did you find that out?"

"I googled that shit."

by xCheyenneMarie<3 July 10, 2012

Googlefied

When you realise that "Googling" or having being "googled" or that your friends spend their quiet time "googling" instead of smoking crack or watching Anacronym TV series eg. OC, CSI, CIS etc... and immediately fall into the quiet despair of our collective future.

I am googlefied that my tranny friends weren't out clubbing last night and instead were home googling for my online dating profile - pervs!!!

by Lackofparentalsupervision April 21, 2005

Googledygook

The unintelligible HTML code spat out by Google websites when you cut and paste a hyperlink to a page into some other document or web site. Other web sites produce the same phenomena, but their names don't sound like gobbledygook, so Googledygook it is then!

Look at this Googledygook for Nelson's Column in London: http:/maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Nelson's+Column,+London,+UK&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.755894,39.331055&ie=UTF8&hq=Nelson's+Column,&hnear=London,+UK&ll=51.507944,-0.128156&spn=0.002404,0.004801&t=h&z=18

by SpikeyMike May 7, 2010

googledigook

The sort of nonsense created by people with an uncritical belief in all that they read on the internet!

That's a load of googledigook = I don't believe the source that you are using.

by Martin Wood July 2, 2008

googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing

"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."

by neologo May 15, 2010